Real fans of Alvin and The Chipmunks eschew the tacky CGI movie and its squeakquels. They spit on the saccharine animated series. They even mock the original 1958 novelty record, even though it won three Grammys.
They’ll tell you the only real Chipmunks are Alvin, Simon, and Theodore Roosevelt, a sly bit of propaganda to make the president less frightening to young children. Honor his memory today with this fine T-shirt.